The 10 stages of grief: Clients with terrible taste (in GIFs!)

first_imgCongratulations, entrepreneur! You found a client who would love to pay you for your services.:High-Five!: So now what? You think you have an idea of what they want, but as it happens they have what we like to call in the biz: TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING EVER. Well suck it up cowboy, you were hired to do a job, and you are going to do it.Take solace in knowing that you are not alone, there are several stages of clients-with-bad-taste grief, and you will get through this.**Stage 1: You’re Hired! **Stage 2: The Realization that your client is a Connoisseur of Awful**Stage 3: Rage ****Stage 4: Aggressive Smiling ****Stage 5: Resolve ****Stage 6: Bang it out ****Stage 7: Being DONE WITH IT ****Stage 8: Smug Resolve ****Stage 9: Acceptance **Stage 10: No fing way that’s going into my portfolio***Join Freelancers Union today and gain access to more great content like this. **last_img read more

Neymar & Mbappe ‘get PSG privileges’

first_imgNeymar Neymar and Mbappe enjoy PSG ‘privileges’, says Rabiot Joe Wright 17:57 2/10/18 FacebookTwitterRedditcopy Comments(1) kylian mbappe neymar - cropped LOIC VENANCE/AFP/Getty Images Neymar PSG Kylian Mbappé Real Madrid v PSG Real Madrid Ligue 1 UEFA Champions League The big-money strike duo get a certain level of star treatment at Parc des Princes, admits a club colleague, but there is no jealousy amid team-mates Paris Saint-Germain stars Neymar and Kylian Mbappe get certain “privileges” at the club, according to team-mate Adrien Rabiot.The Ligue 1 leaders stunned the football world last August when they signed Neymar from Barcelona after activating his €222 million release clause.That world-record transfer was followed by a deal for Monaco striker Mbappe, who moved to Parc des Princes on a season-long loan deal and will join on a permanent basis for a reported fee of €180m this year. Article continues below Editors’ Picks Lyon treble & England heartbreak: The full story behind Lucy Bronze’s dramatic 2019 Liverpool v Man City is now the league’s biggest rivalry and the bitterness is growing Megan Rapinoe: Born & brilliant in the U.S.A. A Liverpool legend in the making: Behind Virgil van Dijk’s remarkable rise to world’s best player The forwards have formed a devastating attacking trident with Edinson Cavani in 2017-18, helping PSG to a 10-point lead at the top of the table and a place in the Champions League knockout stages, with Unai Emery’s side aiming for a clean sweep of trophies.Rabiot says the pair enjoy a certain star treatment at the club but he insists he has no reason to be envious.”Neymar doesn’t think of himself as a star,” he told L’Equipe. “In the dressing room, he’s a very straightforward guy.”He could be a bit more arrogant, but that’s not the case at all.”He is necessarily someone who has some privileges. Kylian does, too. It doesn’t bother me and I don’t pay it any attention. I’m not jealous of either.”PSG face Real Madrid in the first leg of their Champions League last-16 tie on Wednesday in a match that could have a huge impact on the future of Zinedine Zidane.The Madrid head coach is under pressure to deliver a third successive triumph in Europe’s top competition, with his side 19 points behind LaLiga leaders Barcelona and out of the Copa del Rey.Rabiot expects the holders to be fired up for the encounter but considers the tie to be finely balanced.”Madrid will want to save their season,” he said. “They will be really motivated. They have great experience in this competition, which is less so in our case.”In my view, it’s 50-50.”last_img read more